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    Nights at the Bar

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    Post  Admin on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:07 am

    Ok lets get this underway. This is Nights at the Bar. A series of events that take place at the Silver Tongue Bar as well as the town of W. Here are a few rules for this.
    1. You can have up to six chatacters for this.
    2. make interesting stuff happen.
    3. dont make your characters appear out of nowhere. It just aint natural and you'll be accused as a ghost.
    4. Have a good time.





    *It was just another night at the Bar as Marcus was giving and making drinks for the customers there. Some were normal, others were strange, others just broke the fourth wall. As he was tending the bar he noticed a small grey alien walking towards him.*
    Marcus: Oh it's you again. What do you want Zax?
    Zax: a glass of Vodka please.
    Marcus: what kind?
    Zax: any kind. I just need to get my mind off of some trouble
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    Post  Parzifal on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:45 am

    A little ways down the bar, a young black-haired man in his late twenties raised an arm. "I'll pay for his drink," he spoke, before downing his own. "And another one for me." He moved a few seats over to sit next to the little alien. "Yo, Zax. Haven't seen you in a while," Slate Callow spoke with a faint smile. "Come to drink your problems away, huh?"
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    Post  Admin on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:51 am

    Zax: pretty much. Had a rough night at a nightclub I DJ'd, and I almost get gannged up by a bunch of birdmen who hated my music.
    Marcus: *he overheard the two as he was working on the drinks* so I take it you two know each other?
    Zax: yeah, we used to travel together.
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    Post  Parzifal on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:59 am

    "Yeah, travel... Anyway, dude, that's rough. You okay?" Slate asked, clearly trying to avoid talk of that time.
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:14 pm

    Zax: Yeah. Just need to get my mind off of tonight.
    *then three large birds walked into the bar. One was a Rooster, the other was a Turkey, and the one leading them was a Pigeon. They all dressed in leather jackets and stereotypical sunglasses. They walked towards Zax and Slate, they all had Jersy accents*
    Turkey: well, lookie here. If it aint the blue midget.
    Rooster: What are you doing on our turf?
    Zax: Since when was this your turf, and since when did you guys form a ganag and get those stupid looking outfits?
    Pigeon: since now. now beat it or ealse we'll force you out.
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    Post  Parzifal on Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:35 pm

    "'S long as I can stay and keep my drink," Slate muttered. "I'm not up for fighting these days. Not so great at it."
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:44 pm

    Rooster: last chance bub, beat it!
    *Zax and the birds glare at each other, as they get into fighting stances Nicholas Cage enters the bar with a swarm of bees following him*
    Nicholas: NO! NOT THE BEES!!! *he runs and trips into Zax and the birds as they start beating each other up while the bees also get involved, many drinks and glasses were thrown as other people get involved, The turkey gets thrown into Slate spilling his drink*
    Zax: *he bashes Nick Cage with a beer bottle confusing him with the pigeon* TAKE THAT FEATHERBRAIN!!!
    *Marcus gave people random bottles for payment and watched the bar brawl* I love my job.
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:54 pm

    All of a sudden, Rob Zombie burst into the bar, a harem of demon hookers behind him. He took one look around at the commotion, shook his head, and spat fire out of his mouth like an evil dragon, targeting the gang of birds.
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    Post  Parzifal on Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:56 pm

    When Rob Zombie burst in, Slate was startled and he stood up quickly, his shirt dripping wet. "Dude, NOT COOL!" He scooted back a bit, away from the brawl. "I REALLY don't wanna have to fight, man, but that was wasted money!"
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:01 pm

    *as the fight kept going the Turkey was burned deadliest warrior style and became a turkey dinner in which a bum in the corner began feasting on the corpse.*
    Pigeon: *he stared at Rob Zombie* YOUR MOVIES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! *he somehow pulled off a shoryuken on Rob Zombie, he somehow pulled off a hadokenon him, Zax kicked the rooster breaking his beak while the bees began stinging Nick while pouring Whiskey in his eyes*
    Nicholas: AAAAGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES!! MY EYES!!1 AAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:04 pm

    Rob Zombie looked pissed. He walked up to the pigeon and slapped him like a pimp slapping his prostitute. Then he threw the pigeon at the rooster.
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    Post  Parzifal on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:05 pm

    Slate continued watching the fight from the far end of the counter. "Got any popcorn?" He asked the bartender.
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:10 pm

    *the pigeon went flying as he collided withthe rooster and Zax, he picked up Zax and chucked him at Rob like a boss. The place was getting torn up as glass was on the floor and furniture was everywhere. Someone grabbed the bees and began kneeing them in the face, Nicholas Cage charged at the Pigeon did a round house kick that Chuck Norris would be ashamed of*
    Marcus: *he gave Slate a bag of popcorn* here you go.
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:15 pm

    Rob caught Zax and let him down easily.
    "Go fuck his shit up!" he told the alien. Then he went and ate some of the broken glass. Why? Because he's Rob fucking Zombie. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:32 pm

    Zax: *he loked at Rob* thanks Rob Zombie! *he charged at the pidgeon and drop kicked him the pidgeon tripped over the rooster. They got up and charged at Zax when all of a sudden a part of the roof collapses and captain planet appears from the wreckage.
    Captain planet: by your powers combined I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
    random guy: GO PLANE- *but before he could finish the line somone from the crowd shoots him in the head*
    Captain Planet: folks I think its time we have a talk about aids and gangs.
    *everyone groaned in disgust and sat down on the floor*
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:35 pm

    Rob disagreed with Captain Planet's plan, so he walked up behind him and gave him a wedgie from Hell while giving him a noogie from Hades.
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:37 pm

    Captain Planet: *he ached in pain but took it* sorry mystery man but it's gonna take alot more tan taht to stop my PSA. Now where do we start?
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:39 pm

    Rob dropped CP and left the bar with his harem, all of them riding on the back of Cerberus.
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    Post  Parzifal on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:44 pm

    Slate raised his hand, assuming that he was just really plastered. "Mister captain planet, I'm gay- do I cause AIDS?"
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    Post  Admin on Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:52 pm

    Captain Planet: *he looked at slate and smiled* yea. You should be ashamed of yourself for being gay...Now- *then all of a sudden a large glass of wine spilled all over the logo on his chest and he got on his knees* n-n-no....I....I feel dirty....someone....g-get me a towel....please...
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    Post  Parzifal on Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:36 pm

    Slate shrugged. "I'd help you, but you might catch 'TEH AIDS frum teh GAY.'" he leaned back in his seat. "Can I get some popcorn with caffine in it?"
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    Post  thegunsling on Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:49 pm

    A random Creeper entered the bar and began to lick Captain Planet.

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